America’s Last Export Is Vibes—and We Just Lost That Too

America’s Last Export Is Vibes—and We Just Lost That Too

The United States may have nukes, but it just lost its main weapon: Hollywood.

For years, America had one unbeatable export—not oil, not tech, not weapons… but vibes.

American culture, blasted across the globe via movies, music, video games, and fast food, was the original influencer.

But now? The rest of the world just hit “unsubscribe.”

The U.S. film industry—once the crown jewel of cultural dominance—is quietly being outsourced.

Production is down 40% in America. Meanwhile, Netflix is binging on foreign shows like it's been locked in a Paris Airbnb with a bottle of wine and no Wi-Fi password.

Squid Game, Money Heist, Dark—none of these are from Hollywood. And guess what? The world’s obsessed.

Turns out you don’t need an American flag in every shot or an explosion every ten minutes to make a hit.

And why is this terrifying?

Because America’s global power isn’t built on reality—it’s built on an illusion.

The illusion of the American Dream.

The illusion of freedom and opportunity, brought to you by Apple TV and Marvel Studios.

The illusion that people want America—not because of what it is, but because of what Hollywood made it look like.

But now that illusion is fading. Streaming giants are slashing English-language content. Audiences abroad are done being sold white picket fences and suburban drama. And Americans?

They can't even sit through a show if it’s got subtitles.

See, while the rest of the world got fluent in American media, Americans never learned how to watch anything that wasn’t made for them.

That’s not cultural dominance. That’s cultural dependency.

This isn’t just about losing jobs in LA—it’s about losing relevance.

Because when the world stops needing your stories, your heroes, your moral high ground—

They stop needing you.

And just like that, the last irreplaceable part of America—the myth of America itself—is being quietly subtitled… in another language.

America: The Sequel is being filmed overseas.

And this time, we're not in the cast.