Another Day, Another Marco Rubio Disaster.

Another Day, Another Marco Rubio Disaster.

So here we are again, and this time, Marco Rubio’s latest headline looks like a wet fart. And that’s honestly a diss to wet farts—because at least you know what you’re dealing with there.

The latest gem from Miami Herald: Once a champion for Venezuelans, Rubio endorses Trump’s decision to end Venezuela TPS. Let’s just let that sink in. If you’re not familiar, TPS is Temporary Protected Status—and now Rubio is throwing that community under the bus. For someone who built a career off claiming to protect Venezuelans and oppose dictatorships, this is an absolute betrayal.

He spent years dog whistling about Venezuela and Cuba, pretending to be their savior, speaking out against the human rights violations, the dictatorships, the crises. But when it came time to actually stand up for these people, Marco chose power over human lives. The fact that he’s now actively endorsing a policy that hurts the very people he claimed to care about is a slap in the face to everyone he hoodwinked into thinking he was different.

He had the chance to actually do something meaningful, but he chose to sell out. And honestly, it’s not shocking—it’s just another reminder that he’s all about what’s convenient for him politically. The man’s morality is practically non-existent. It’s so bad that if I were related to him, I’d be deeply embarrassed. Ashamed, even. If he’s got any loved ones left, it’s honestly shocking.

As for Rubio? He deserves his day, and I’m hoping it’s one filled with painful diarrhea. Seriously, good riddance.