BREAKING: The War on Poor People Has Begun—Hope You Like Starving Kids!

BREAKING: The War on Poor People Has Begun—Hope You Like Starving Kids!

Whew! Nothing says America is back like cutting off food assistance for struggling families while billionaires get even bigger tax breaks. That’s right, folks—DHS just sent out its love letters to low-income Americans: "You’re on your own now. Try not to die!"

Naturally, the internet is in shambles. People who depended on food stamps to, you know, not starve are now getting a crash course in GOP economics: Bootstraps, baby! If you don’t have any, well, that sounds like a personal problem.

Oh, and the best part? The same crowd cheering this on—the ones yelling "Get a job!"—are also the first to complain when wages go up, housing assistance exists, or kids get free school lunch. Because nothing screams "small government" like making sure kids learn what real hunger feels like.

So, congrats, America! The safety net is officially full of holes. But don’t worry—corporate subsidies and billionaire tax cuts remain untouched. Because in the land of the free, the rich stay rich, and the poor… well, they get "held accountable" for needing help in the first place.