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BREAKING: Tom Cotton Has Been Kidnapped—By His Own Hypocrisy

BREAKING: Tom Cotton Has Been Kidnapped—By His Own Hypocrisy

🚨 MISSING PERSON ALERT 🚨

Senator Tom Cotton, known for his relentless warnings about China stealing your data via TikTok, has seemingly vanished. Last seen ranting about the dangers of your grandma’s dance videos being viewed in Beijing, Cotton has gone completely silent as Elon Musk—a foreign-born billionaire with deep financial ties to China—gains unprecedented access to the U.S. Treasury system.

Weird, right? Almost like the "China threat" only applies when it’s convenient.

Let’s break it down:

✅ TikTok – Scary! Your data is at risk! The CCP might know you like watching cat videos! 🚨

✅ Elon Musk – Not scary! Just a guy with unchecked power, access to Social Security numbers, government contracts, and trillions in federal payments! No big deal! 🤷

Cotton had a lot to say when it came to banning a Chinese-owned app, but now that Musk—a man desperately trying to keep China happy for his Tesla factories—has access to your financial records? Crickets.

Let’s also not forget:

Musk wouldn’t pass a security clearance in a million years.

He’s openly meddled in global politics.

He’s literally purging government officials from the Treasury system and replacing them with his own private employees.

And yet, Tom Cotton—who once acted like TikTok was a direct attack on America’s sovereignty—has nothing to say? Not even a casual press release?

So Tom, is China suddenly not a national security threat? Or did Elon Musk just buy your silence like a shiny new Tesla?