BREAKING: Trump’s Friends About to Get Filthy Rich Off YOUR Taxes!

BREAKING: Trump’s Friends About to Get Filthy Rich Off YOUR Taxes!

Well, folks, if you thought the last Trump administration was a cash grab, buckle up. This time, they’re not even pretending.

While you’re out here worrying about gas prices, your favorite coffee getting hit with a 25% Trump tariff, and whether your grandma’s Social Security check will still clear, Trump’s billionaire buddies are about to split up the U.S. Treasury like it’s a scratch-off jackpot.

Step One: Massive tax cuts for the rich. Because nothing says "economic genius" like handing billionaires a tax-free golden parachute while you Venmo your landlord "partial rent."

Step Two: Tariffs on imports from Mexico, Canada, Panama, and Colombia. You thought inflation was bad now? Just wait until you’re paying $12 for a single avocado and financing a second mortgage for your morning coffee.

Step Three: Let the war contractors eat. Ever wondered why Trump suddenly started talking about Greenland again? It’s not for the scenery. Let’s just say Northrop Grumman and Raytheon are already writing their “Thank You” cards for the upcoming war-for-profit bonanza.

Meanwhile, as the country is distracted by mass deportations, firings, and whatever reality TV star Trump hires to run the Pentagon, the real plan is happening in the background: a full-scale federal government robbery.

They’re about to fire thousands of career civil servants—the people who actually know how the government runs—so they can replace them with unqualified yes-men whose only skill is swearing loyalty to Trump.

And the best part? With diversity hiring bans in place, they don’t even have to pretend to be fair. It’s going to be the richest, whitest, most loyalty-pact-having group of grifters in American history.

And by the time everyone catches on? The vault will already be empty.