Elon Musk & the $2 Billion Savings Scam: Who's Really Saving Taxpayers' Money?

Elon Musk & the $2 Billion Savings Scam: Who's Really Saving Taxpayers' Money?

Since starting DOGE, Elon Musk has apparently saved taxpayers hundreds of billions—well, $2 billion to be exact, according to budget experts. But don’t worry, we’ve got someone who can help him save real money.

Here’s the breakdown:

$75 billion saved.

$10.8 billion in savings.

$30 billion hard dollars.

$14.5 billion dollars.

These aren’t just chainsaw-wielding 19-year-olds—these are real experts who know a thing or two about saving cash. For example, a C17 transport plane spare part audit revealed a 7,943% markup on a soap dispenser. Yeah, you read that right—soap.

And don't even get me started on Nuke Bizzle—a rapper who flaunted his unemployment insurance fraud online and got caught for it. He wasn't the only one. Former secretary David Shulkin went on a European sightseeing trip—paid by taxpayers—and racked up costs like Wimbledon tickets. Nice.

But here's the kicker: Trump and Musk could be teaming up with the folks who know how to save real money. Instead, they’ve canned anyone who might actually help. Inspector Generals across multiple departments—terminated immediately.

So, while the real money savers get the boot, the rest of us are stuck watching the circus unfold. Make it make sense!