MAGA Accidentally Discovers Communism, Thinks It's Capitalism with Extra Steps

MAGA Accidentally Discovers Communism, Thinks It's Capitalism with Extra Steps

There’s a strange new trend among the “we don’t want no socialism!” crowd:

Reinventing Chinese-style state planning and calling it “patriotism.”

Lately, MAGA fans have been proudly proposing how the U.S. can totally out-manufacture China. Their master plan?

Government-subsidized factories

Federal investment in infrastructure

Regulated production quotas

Limits on consumption

Civic duty-driven labor among the youth

Congratulations, you’ve just described centrally planned economics, otherwise known as… communism.

Turns out when you strip the label off and paint it red, white, and blue, the right starts feeling real good about collective ownership and public investment. Who knew?

The irony is delicious: the same people who lose their minds at free school lunches are now calling for five-year industrial plans.

So next time someone starts yelling about how America should stop relying on China and start building everything itself with government support, just nod politely and say:

"Comrade, go on.”