Mega Fans Cancel Elon’s Comeback Tour—No Cabs, No Robots, No Tesla, No X!

Mega Fans Cancel Elon’s Comeback Tour—No Cabs, No Robots, No Tesla, No X!

So it finally happened. Mega, the once-fangirling, now-fed-up crowd, has turned its back on Elon Musk—because apparently, getting too close to Trump burns hotter than a SpaceX rocket engine. But hold on, before anyone lets Elon quietly slink back to Tesla to “live his life,” Mega says, “Not so fast, billionaire buddy.”

Here’s the thing: Elon’s big plans for 2024 were all about winning back the public with cabs, robots, Twitter takeovers, and factory launches. But surprise—none of it panned out. Turns out, no amount of cool factory tours can distract from the fallout of rubbing elbows with political chaos.

So now? Mega says they’ll never buy a Tesla again. Imagine that—a billionaire expecting a hero’s welcome back to his old stomping grounds, only to be met with side-eyes and empty wallets. Because here’s the slippery slope: if people start forgiving billionaires like Elon whenever they make headlines for the wrong reasons, what’s next?

Cabs that don’t drive?

Robots that just stand there tweeting conspiracy theories?

A Twitter that somehow becomes even worse?

It’s not just about Teslas or cabs or social media meltdowns—it’s about accountability. And Mega’s making it clear: you can’t just make a mess, wipe your hands on the nearest Tesla jacket, and expect everyone to move on.

No cabs. No robots. No Tesla. No X.