MHA Movement: A Comedy of Errors in Public Health

MHA Movement: A Comedy of Errors in Public Health

Let’s just take a moment to revisit how utterly absurd the whole MHA (Medical Health Advocacy) movement has become.

So, our current HHS Secretary, the one with brainworms, RFK Jr., has decided that fluoride in our drinking water is evil. He thinks it’s a potent neurotoxin that's slowly poisoning children. Yep, that’s right—fluoride, the stuff in your toothpaste, is his arch-nemesis.

Meanwhile, over in Milwaukee, the Department of Health is literally begging the CDC for help to get the lead out of their drinking water. You know, lead, that actual neurotoxin that does poison children. So what does the CDC do? They say, “Hey Milwaukee, we’d love to help you get that lead out, but there’s just one tiny problem: we fired the people responsible for fixing this last week.”

Why? Because RFK Jr. decided to fire 10,000 people across HHS departments, including some of the CDC staff who were working on getting lead out of the water. The reason? Efficiency. Because nothing screams efficiency like firing the experts who handle life-threatening public health issues.

But don’t worry, folks! While you're drinking a nice glass of lead-laden water, at least you don’t have to worry about that pesky fluoride in there, right? Just enjoy the sweet taste of lead poisoning, and hey, your teeth might be rotting out in the process. But at least the fluoride won’t mess with them!