Surviving a Recession 101 – Millennial Edition

Surviving a Recession 101 – Millennial Edition

Alright, listen up youngins, because it's about to get real out here. You might never have lived through a recession, but fear not — an older millennial's got your back. Here’s the crash course in survival:

Step 1: Go into the pantry.

Step 2: Grab a piece of Wonder Bread (yes, the white stuff, don’t overthink it).

Step 3: Pop that bitch in the toaster until it’s golden brown. No, this is not gourmet, it’s survival.

Step 4: Slather on some Betty Crocker butter (or whatever cheap butter you can get your hands on).

Step 5: Sprinkle on a little sugar and cinnamon, because you deserve some joy, damn it.

Boom. You’re ready to survive, no $22 burgers from that fancy brewery with weird lighting, no more Crumbl cookies or overpriced coffee. The hay ride’s over, my friend.

This is how real survival works in tough times. It’s about making it through, one slice of cinnamon toast at a time. Welcome to adulthood. 😎