Tesla Joins the Boycott – And It’s Deliciously Ironic

Tesla Joins the Boycott – And It’s Deliciously Ironic 🍿

The Tesla boycott is going so well, it's causing Tesla to boycott... themselves. Yes, you read that right. It seems Elon Musk's shiny empire is crumbling under the weight of its own hubris. And the latest development? Tesla has officially declared that they will no longer accept Cybertrucks as trade-ins.

Hold on—this is rich. Tesla’s own customers, realizing they might’ve been duped into buying a rolling fire hazard, now want to ditch their beloved Cybertrucks for something that doesn’t spontaneously combust while locking them inside. But Tesla, in an act of pure irony, refuses to accept the very product they sold as trade-ins, because…well, no one wants them. Not even Tesla wants them.

Cybertruck: The ‘Junk’ That Keeps on Giving

You know it's bad when even the company that made it is like, "Yeah, we really regret this." Despite lowering prices and offering what seems like a fire sale, Tesla’s still stuck with thousands of unsold Cybertrucks. And now, they’re admitting it’s so worthless, even they don’t want it back. This isn't just a slap in the face to the buyers; it's a full-on, "We knew this was garbage but sold it anyway" moment.

And the Best Part?

This all comes after you—the people who joined the boycott—kept the pressure on. Step by step, the five-step plan to take down Elon is working like a charm. So the next time someone asks, "Why don't you like Tesla?" just point to this delightful little nugget of self-sabotage. The Cybertruck is a lemon, and even Tesla knows it. 🍋