Tesla Sales Are Crashing, Musk’s Shady Rebate Scheme Exposed, and Canada Is DONE With Him

Tesla Sales Are Crashing, Musk’s Shady Rebate Scheme Exposed, and Canada Is DONE With Him

BREAKING: Tesla sales are in freefall, and Elon Musk is scrambling to save face while his empire crumbles. First, let’s talk numbers. Germany: down 59.5% in January, followed by a catastrophic 76.3% plunge in February. And guess what? German electric car sales overall are up 30.8%. So yeah, the Germans are literally choosing anything but Tesla right now. Australia: same deal, down 71.9% in February. China: down 49%. The rest of the world is starting to see through the Musk illusion.

Now, let’s talk about Canada—where things got extra shady. The Canadian government had a $5,000 incentive for electric cars, but once Tesla learned they were about to cut it off, something fishy happened. Quebec City Tesla filed for over 4,000 rebates in one weekend. Um, how does a location with a couple hundred cars on hand manage THAT? Canada’s now investigating and, to add insult to injury, Ontario just canceled a $100 million Starlink contract with Musk, saying, “Bye, Felicia!”

But it gets better. Canadians are so fed up, they’ve started a petition to revoke Elon Musk’s citizenship with over 250,000 signatures. Yes, really.

Elon’s used to bending rules in the U.S., but he’s about to get a reality check from the rest of the world. Grab your popcorn—this is just getting started!