TESLA STOCK IN FREE FALL: ELON MUSK BLAMES "WOKE MIND VIRUS" 🚨

TESLA STOCK IN FREE FALL: ELON MUSK BLAMES "WOKE MIND VIRUS" 🚨

Oh no! Thoughts and prayers for Elon Musk’s bank account as Tesla stock takes another nosedive—down over 8% in just an hour!

And before the fanboys rush in with their “BuT iT’s A dIp, bUy MoRe!” takes, let’s look at the facts:

📉 Tesla sales are collapsing worldwide.

🚗 Germany? DOWN 76% in February.

❄️ Scandinavia? Declining fast.

🥖 France? Also plummeting.

But surely America will save Tesla, right? Wrong. Dealerships are getting boycotted—not because people hate electric cars, but because people are tired of giving money to a billionaire who spends his free time spreading conspiracy theories on Twitter.

And guess what? This isn’t a “temporary setback.” Tesla stock is already down over 37% this year and showing no signs of stopping. But hey, maybe Musk will save it with another overpriced "Full Self-Driving" update that still doesn’t work!

At this rate, Tesla stock might reach Mars before Elon does. 🚀