Texas Republican Proposes “Pepper Spray Drones” for Crowd Control—Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!

Texas Republican Proposes “Pepper Spray Drones” for Crowd Control—Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?! 🚁💨

Did anyone else see this gem quietly dropped into the House of Representatives? House Resolution 3598 just proposed a pilot program—literally pilot, because it’s drones!—that would let law enforcement use “small, non-lethal, de-escalation unmanned aircraft” a.k.a. drones with fancy terms for crowd control, like… pepper spray and who-knows-what-else.

And guess who introduced it? Of course, a Texas Republican. Because why stop at banning protests on campuses, even at private universities? Let’s just send in Skynet-lite to handle the crowds, right?

Let’s be real—this isn’t about de-escalation. This is about squashing dissent from people who gasp might not be on board with the America 2.50 vibes, complete with military parades and everything. It’s like, “Hey, you’re not allowed to protest, but if you do, here’s a drone with a can of pepper spray aimed right at your face.”

So buckle up, folks! If you thought watching democracy crumble on the news was fun, just wait until you’re dodging robo-pepperspray at your next peaceful protest.