U.S. ECONOMY CRASHING—TRUMP'S ECONOMIC MELTDOWN REACHES NEW HEIGHTS 🚨

U.S. ECONOMY CRASHING—TRUMP'S ECONOMIC MELTDOWN REACHES NEW HEIGHTS 🚨

Well, well, well. Here we are again. It’s almost like this nightmare never ends—except this time, the economy’s imploding like a SpaceX rocket malfunctioning mid-launch.

Stocks like Tesla, Meta, Amazon, and Alphabet are plummeting. Meanwhile, the only stock rising is Schadenfreude. So, why is this all happening? One man, folks: President Marigold Mussolini himself.

It’s not just his clueless trade war—it’s his constant barrage of nonsense. If you’re a Trump supporter who’s about to lose their job, guess what? He doesn’t care. Not one bit.

But hey, let’s be real here: We told you so. You can’t say it wasn’t coming.