U.S. Government Says Free School Lunch Is Too Expensive—But $10K Bribes for Greenland? Totally Reasonable

U.S. Government Says Free School Lunch Is Too Expensive—But $10K Bribes for Greenland? Totally Reasonable

Apparently America can’t afford:

Free school lunches

Special education

Universal healthcare

Medicare or Medicaid

AIDS relief abroad

Or literally anything that would improve life for everyday Americans

But somehow, cutting ten-thousand-dollar bribery checks to Greenlanders is suddenly just “fiscally responsible diplomacy.”

Make it make sense.

This administration is handing out cash to foreign citizens like it's an Oprah giveaway—while telling kids they can’t have a free lunch unless they also learn to code and pull themselves up by their Velcro straps.

Meanwhile, the guy raking in $8 billion a day in government contracts is telling everyone the real problem is “waste and fraud in public spending.”

Here’s a wild thought: maybe if billionaires stopped pretending to be accountants, and politicians stopped cosplaying as austerity hawks, we could actually fix things that matter.

Instead, they’re trying to “fix” public education by defunding it, and “fix” healthcare by ignoring it.

The only thing being fully funded is gaslighting.

America isn’t broke. It’s just being run like an MLM—where the people at the top hoard the payouts, and the rest are told to “just hustle harder.”

And MAGA’s on the ground floor, proudly clapping for the con.